In High School I was a janitor (Environmental Services Associate if you want to be politically correct) on two different occasions. I am convinced that if I used either of those employers for references I could not get another job as a janitor. To put it simply, I stink at janitoring (I think I made that word up). It wasn’t that I didn’t work hard, I grew up working hard. Overall I have a pretty good work ethic. It wasn’t that I didn’t show up or that I was always late, during my lifetime when I have had to punch a clock, I show up on time 95% of the time (that might actually be low). What was the problem? The problem is simple, I simply can’t do the job the way people want it done.